I used to regularly read the Onion after I read the news as a sort of spirit lifter. It is usually needed after reading the real news because it is horribly depressing and if you're like me, it weighs really heavily on my shoulders. For some reason I stopped reading The Onion but it came up at dinner tonight so I figured, why not?

There was a semi-funny article about Don't Ask, Don't Tell. I thought it was relevant to my last post...